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Carla is the Football Freak. Punctuality isn't part of her vocabulary, though there are several (thousand) cuss words that are. She's fifteen, she lives in the Philippines, and there's nothing special about her, except that she's different from you. Sign her guestbook.

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Monday, September 22, 2003 :: 06:21 p.m.
I AM ALIVE!!!!

Hello People!!!! I exist! Yes, I am not a figment of your imagination and no, I am NOT YET dead... :P

Well, after like a month of no blogging, you'd think I'd have something to make kwento but... okay, fine, actually, I have a LOT. :)

Let's see... since the last time i've blogged, there has been:

1. Spectrum (ohmigod, do I have kwento about this!)

2. Anathema Band Practice

3. Sponge Cola album launch

4. XPerience... stuff?... I dunno what it's called...

5. Things that happen in school...

6. Exams (!!!!ARGH!!!!)

7. CSA Football Tournament

Well, see, things like that... BUT i'm just too lazy to think of all the stuff to make kwento! So, the past is in the past... No use dwelling on it. I'll just move on to the absolute and most pressing matter at hand...

MY PROMDATE-LESSNESS!!!!!!!!!! ARGH!!!!!! (by the way, I invented that word. It embodies perfectly my anxiety, worries, frustration and stress-related zits)

OHMIGOD OHMIGOD OHMIGOD!!!! i am the ONLY one left without even a BACKUP promdate!!!! Mindy has a backup for her bloody backup! Eena doesn't need a backup! Steph... well. Bianca? DUH!!!! Ericka has Xavier Boys! My GOD!!!!!! It's a conspiracy! Everyone is out bagging promdates axcept me! WAAAAHHHH!!!!! I'll be left with the but-ugly, uninteresting, FIRST YEAR boys!!!! Or my BROTHER!!!! Jesus!!!!! AAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

Dear God, as a birthday gift, can you send Becks over for my prom? You will make me so HAPPY. I promise I will never swear and I will follow the Ten Commandments... PLEASE? (or at least someone who looks like Beckham?)

Did I mention that Mindy's got a backup for her BACKUP?!!!!! My God!!!! And BEA has 2 backups for her first choice! ARGHHHHH!!!!! Am I really THAT horrible?! I have got to be nicer... :(

To all those with promdates, I hope your HAPPY. Grrrr...

Ooh, yeah, HAPPY BIRTHDAY MITCH!!!!! :P

Carla Beckham

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nevermind

I just blogged, and it didn't show up. Destiny is (once again) against me. (that was redundant)

Whatever.

Wednesday, August 6, 2003 :: 04:44 p.m.
letters to you

ANNA!!!! HI!!!!

Paolo, how can you NOT KNOW who Beckham is?! Hello?! I truly hope you are joking, because it a sad, sad thing not to know the HOTTEST FOOTBALLER on the planet! And i guess it's okay to declare your undying love on my guestbook (just for "kicks", sign again ok?).

Eens, my guestbook is BEYOOOTIFUL!!!! Thank you, thank you, thank you. You are a god. p.s. I don't even KNOW what mIRC is!

Britney's brother(?), who are you, man?

mfct, Who are you?

Meggie, thanks for checking this out! Sign the guestbook! (Thursday na tomorrow! Yeehee... happy meggie-g*no day!)

Christa, okay fine, i'll remove you from my links... hrmph...

everyone sign my GUESTBOOK!!!!

Okay, wala lang!

Tuesday, August 5, 2003 :: 08:28 p.m.
SIGN MY GUESTBOOK!!!!

SIGN MY GUESTBOOK!!!!

Please...?

Tuesday, August 5, 2003 :: 07:58 p.m.
basta mahaba 'to

Hey people!!! Haven't blogged in a LONG time but nakakahiya naman if I tell everyone to come visit my blog and I don't write anything. Has everyone noticed how absolutely gorgeous my blog is? (no thanks to me, of course... Eena is the artist, and Paolo D is the muse and inspiration) [Speaking of Paolo D, congratulations on getting a license and LOSING it kaagad!!! Wow, I think that's a record!!! : )]

Anyway, I had my orals with the bogmonster (see previous entry for comments on the bitch) and she fooled me into thinking she was actually human! But, of course, I was WRONG. She is still the ultimate bitch, she gets pissed at absolutely everything! God, do I have kwento about her!!!!

Okay, so Anna was eating in class (bad move, even I don't eat during C.L. 'coz i know she doesn't have a sense of humor and I can't get away with it when I get caught so... i save my appetite for other subjects) and she was caught, so the bitch sent her out of the room. And Nica (a poor, quiet creature who, like, doesn't say ANYTHING, glanced out the window and the bitch just BLEW up!!!! She got all pissed and now we're not having lessons for a week (which i think is a blessing 'coz even if we DID have lessons, we're still all going to flunk the damn test... bitch.

On a happier note: I scored a goal!!! And it wasn't just any goal, it was a BEAUTIFUL goal... All long, and straight and stuff... *sigh* (ok, i'm allowed to admire my own goal 'coz i haven't made a nice one in like a month. The other goals i've made are just short distance so they're really nothing to be proud of. But this one...*sigh again*). so anyway, i've ranted about the bitch/bogmonster, talked about my goal... hmmm, what else?

Oh DUH!!! BECKS!!! :P sheesh. (BTW, Hi to Anna!!!) I got SO depressed when Beckham and the entire Real madrid team (if you don't know, they're, like, my absolute favorite team EVER) went to Asia but not this God-forsaken place! And when Anna e-mailed me about Becks going to Thailand (she just moved there) I got all surly 'coz I REALLY WANNA SEE HIM!!! Waahhh!!! I HATE this place! God? Why can't I live in fucking Thailand?! Or China? Or Korea? Grrr... These are the times when I just DESPISE the Philippines!!! Nakakainis!!!! I used to be obsessed with England, and I really wanted to go there. For the "scenery", of course. But now, I just want to go back to Spain! For the um... "scenery" rin, hehehe... :P David, come back to me!!! (Please?)

Tuesday, August 5, 2003 :: 07:58 p.m.

Hey people!!! Haven't blogged in a LONG time but nakakahiya naman if I tell everyone to come visit my blog and I don't write anything. Has everyone noticed how absolutely gorgeous my blog is? (no thanks to me, of course... Eena is the artist, and Paolo D is the muse and inspiration) [Speaking of Paolo D, congratulations on getting a license and LOSING it kaagad!!! Wow, I think that's a record!!! : )] Anyway, I had my orals with the bogmonster (see previous entry for comments on the bitch) and she fooled me into thinking she was actually human! But, of course, I was WRONG. She is still the ultimate bitch, she gets pissed at absolutely everything! God, do I have kwento about her!!!! Okay, so Anna was eating in class (bad move, even I don't eat during C.L. 'coz i know she doesn't have a sense of humor and I can't get away with it when I get caught so... i save my appetite for other subjects) and she was caught, so the bitch sent her out of the room. And Nica (a poor, quiet creature who, like, doesn't say ANYTHING, glanced out the window and the bitch just BLEW up!!!! She got all pissed and now we're not having lessons for a week (which i think is a blessing 'coz even if we DID have lessons, we're still all going to flunk the damn test... bitch. On a happier note: I scored a goal!!! And it wasn't just any goal, it was a BEAUTIFUL goal... All long, and straight and stuff... *sigh* (ok, i'm allowed to admire my own goal 'coz i haven't made a nice one in like a month. The other goals i've made are just short distance so they're really nothing to be proud of. But this one...*sigh again*). so anyway, i've ranted about the bitch/bogmonster, talked about my goal... hmmm, what else? Oh DUH!!! BECKS!!! :P sheesh. (BTW, Hi to Anna!!!) I got SO depressed when Beckham and the entire Real madrid team (if you don't know, they're, like, my absolute favorite team EVER) went to Asia but not this God-forsaken place! And when Anna e-mailed me about Becks going to Thailand (she just moved there) I got all surly 'coz I REALLY WANNA SEE HIM!!! Waahhh!!! I HATE this place! God? Why can't I live in fucking Thailand?! Or China? Or Korea? Grrr... These are the times when I just DESPISE the Philippines!!! Nakakainis!!!! I used to be obsessed with England, and I really wanted to go there. For the "scenery", of course. But now, I just want to go back to Spain! For the um... "scenery" rin, hehehe... :P David, come back to me!!! (Please?)

Thursday, July 31, 2003 :: 07:03 p.m.
The Worst Day EVER

Okay, I’m sure this is the work of Destiny ‘coz man did SO many bad things happen to me yesterday! And today for that matter… Yesterday, I accidentally stole a book. I know, I know, it’s like “What an idiot!” We just walked out of the bookstore carrying the damn thing and made it all the way to the to floor of the mall still carrying it before we even realized we had it (“We” meaning me and Eena)! Eena was being all good so she said we should go back down to return it. I said yeah but since we were already SO near to the store we wanted to go to, why not just go bring it back after we check the other store, right? So we were going to walk too the Hobby Shoppe when this guy (who was from National Bookstore) and OBVIOUSLY following us around was all like, “Ms, where did you get that book? Did you pay for it? Blah, blah, blah…” So we had to go all the way back down (we didn’t even get to check out the store we wanted to got to!!) and I had to pay for the damn thing when I didn’t want to buy it anyway! It sucks!

That’s not all. The SCARY teacher (the BOGMONSTER-she’s a real fucker, that one) screamed at me for trying to get some air into my shirt. “What are you doing?! That’s IMMORAL!!!!” in her screechy, irritating (did I mention SCREECHY?) voice! I was playing with the football so I wasn’t wearing my glasses and I kinda squinted a little. She obviously thought I was rolling my eyes at her or something (I’m not actuall positive I didn’t roll my eyes but whatev.) ‘coz she screeched (again) “Carla! Come here NOW!!” She was a real witch when I denied that I rolled my eyes and was all, “You’ve got an attitude problem, you’ve got a real attitude problem” in her horrible voice. I swear to GOD I cannot believe she’s got a husband! I bet all she does is NAG, NAG, NAG!! The fucker. Maybe it’s ‘coz I didn’t say SORRY, but fuck, man, no way! I didn’t think it was wrong and I was just trying to cool off! It’s not like I was showing my fucking bra dammit! What a fucker.

That kinda ruined my day so I was planning to let it all out in football practice but guess what?!? There wasn’t any! What a SHITTY FUCK world. I hope you enjoyed that, maybe it’ll help you feel better about your day ‘coz Someone obviously fucked up mine.

Tuesday, July 29, 2003 :: 08:27 p.m.
Skater...girl? Huh?

Okay, i've got a skateboard!!! Finally! The sucky thing is, I have to hide it from my mum so that she won't make me return it (like the last time!)... And it's raining so I can't try it out. Oh Well...

I also had football a while ago (After like a week!) and i am NEVER missing practice again! Damn, my passes were all NOT straight enough! And I had no control! Some kicks were too soft, the others too strong... Argh!! I have got to practice FAKING! Well that's it.

Oh yeah, our barkada's making a website (www.thecoolbarkada.com? god, we're so cocky...) but it's not up yet... hehehe... But Eena's making it sound pretty cool... And we're going to place games and stuff... Wala lang... :P

Dear God, don't let me fall from the stupid skateboard.

Monday, July 28, 2003 :: 07:34 p.m.
Gallaz

Okay, I just have to share this: I have new sneakers! : ) And they are quite possibly the SOFTEST and most beautiful shoes in the world! (Okay, an exaggeration ‘coz football cleats are the most beautiful but sk8r –eewww hawa na ‘ko kay AVRIL- shoes are no 2!) I am so happy Steph bought ‘coz when I went to check it out it was on SALE! And if that isn’t the work of Destiny, what is? So I bought them (and I don’t want to take them off). And now I am a Poser ‘coz I have sk8er shoes but... No skateboard! So DUH, I gotta buy a board! Which I will do tomorrow. Screw the stupid cell phone I was saving for (although I will forever regret this)... :P Wala lang, just sharing… Catch ‘ya later alligator (EEEEWWWW)!!!!! :P I have to search for pictures of my beloved (if you didn’t already know, that Becks) so Eena can (FINALLY) put him on the site...

Monday, July 28, 2003 :: 06:59 p.m.
Coup d'Etat... is that how you spell that?...Kudetat na nga lang

Well, nothing really happened yesterday... EXCEPT A BLOODY COUP!!! My God, man, I take back everything I said about the Philippines being uncool, WOW. Okay, well, it wasn't really a coup, 'coz only like 200 soldiers joined... So it was like a mutiny or a rebellion. Against corruption (which is, like, SO abundant in this damn place) and those soldiers were just trying to take a stand against it, which I respect them for. I mean, they were pretty civilized, no one got hurt and they didn't steal anything from Glorietta (which is a pretty big thing 'coz I probably would've... :P) and they brought their own food... Nice. : ) Actually, the coup didn't really do anything 'coz the corrupt officials are still corrupt... And they're still officials. Our economy just plummeted down (which sucks big time), I think it's now 54 pesos to a dollar. 54 point something... Well, I was expecting them to last (at least) until TUESDAY but evidently that was too much to ask. Grrr... I have two tests! Why don't soldiers believe in their cause anymore?! I mean at least long enough... longer than ONE day at least!... Whatev.

Sunday, July 27, 2003 :: 09:22 a.m.

Wow Bea! Rockin' party! And great set by Greek Anathema - minus the guitarist. But damn Reg, what a voice!!! SO COOL. Grabe, i'm "with the band" na pala. gosh, cool. : P Anyway, Bea's party was so... wow. It was totally huge! I mean on my birthday, what? Guys, we ar SO going to Jollibee lang or something :P SORRY, but that's the way it is... Maybe (if your lucky, and i'm lucky) there'll be a movie...:P Okay, well there, that was pretty much it. Oh, and ohmigod, the LOSER was there. If anyone is wondering why I left my table (and barkada) sorry guys, but it's every man for himself!! I was NOT going to stick around with (the) Loser so... i left you to suffer and fend for your own. Hehehehe : ) Hey! What else could I do? I mean if i stuck around i'd have just sat there and rolled my eyes and said REALLY MEAN things 'coz he just gets on my nerves. Stupid git. Okay, fine, it's not his fault he's a loser but does he always have to talk about himself? Later...

Saturday, July 26, 2003 :: 10:49 a.m.
BECKHAM IS IN CHINA!!!!!!!!!

Why Why Why Why Why!?!?!? Why must I live in the tiniest damn island in the entire world and not on China?! Or Taiwan(even if it is the accursed land of the F4, at least my one and only is going there!!)?! Or any country on Real Madrid's damn Asian tour?! Tell me!!! Am I cursed to never see Beckham?! NEVER?! Or Raul and Ronaldo and Figo for that matter? WHY?! (I am in absolute and total anguish...) It is absolutely tearing me apart that i am but ONE DAMN ocean away!!! If only I could swim an ocean... duh. : ) I swear to the heavens that one day i shall see them, all football GODS of my generation (including Henry and Van Nistelrooy, Shearer, and Del Piero, and Maldini...hopefully not in WAX...)! God it SUCKS. I spotted Becks (and his new, beautiful harstyle) on the news yesterday and I felt sooooo bad! One friggin OCEAN away!! Maybe before they leave a terrible storm will force them to land in the Philippines for a few YEARS? Please god, please? Anyway, school came off early yesterday but it was a real shit day for me. You'd think getting picked up would be easy but it's NOT. I had to walk around the FUCKING school like twice before I could find the damn car! I am SO glad that the stupid school isn't that big coz two rounds plus the shit ten kilo weight on my back practicall KILLED me. Then when I got to the car i got screamed at for being a freakin idiot, but hell, who cares? I thought I was going to get grounded ('cz i've got a perty tonight-HAPPY BIRTHDAY BEA!) but I didn't so whatever. For those who have shit sundos, ride the fucking school bus. 'Coz I think all the verbal abuse I got yesterday will kill me.

Thursday, July 24, 2003 :: 05:33 p.m.
whatever

Wow, I really haven't done this in FOREVER! I guess a lot has kinda happened since then... but i'm not a creature of habit, am I? Hopefully, EENA will place Beckham back on this stupid page (please please please?!!) hopefully along with OTHER things (ahem ahem) like a tagboard and a guestbook, etc...? Please please please please pleeeeeeeease???? Today is Thursday and i've got football. But i'm not going 'coz my tummy really hurts... damn... I feel really lazy now. I haven't had a run in a week, I guess i'm goin' to have to go on saturday morning... I read About A Boy (finally!) and it's umm... well it's kind of long and tedious, but nice. it's a good book, i guess. I haven't really read much lately. I actually bought a REAL CD with the idiotic notion of turning over a new leaf and not buying pirated stuff but... HELLO, whatever! As if I can do that?! It's absolutely impossible for me! I LOVE fake stuff! With the exception of those idiotic little Louis Vuitton (is that how you spell that?) armpit things... ech. Small, useless, can't fit anything but a large wallet and it's got those irritating LV thingies all over it! I'm sure no one's going to end up reading this but whover does... well HI!! E-mail me! ('Coz I don't get any mail either) GOD. I am such a Loser. i_love_becks_coz_hes_mine@hotmail.com -C.

Tuesday, June 10, 2003 :: 09:13 p.m.
It doesn't really matter anymore, does it?

Well... I haven't done this for like, what? A month? Less than? Hmmm... damn, i'm just BORING. This is like, the third day of school, and absolutely NOTHING interesting is happening, but I made a SPECTACULAR first impression on my Maths teacher! I was stringing up beads on a necklace during class and Lo and Behold, she singles me right out! Boring, sadistic bitch. Anyway, Eena FINALLY lent me a comic, oops, sorry, an "illustrated" novel, and it was really, really, REALLY nice. Fantastic! I finished it today and it's called "stardust" and it's written by Neil Gaiman (of SANDMAN) and illustrated by Charles Vess who is SO creative, his pictures are just GORGEOUS!!! I also read today a book Mindy FINALLY found the heart to lend me, "The Black Book I, 'Girls,girls,girls!'" and... Jonah is WEIRD, man! As in FREAKY weird. He's like totally insane but it doesn't show... much like Ingrid in "White Oleander", you just can't figure out if what he's saying, doing, thinking... is really REAL or just his imagination... Weird. But nevertheless it was quite entertaining. :) <- gawd, I wish someone would just teach me to do proper smileys! *cough, cough-reggie-cough* Have fallen in love with a soap opera... But It's not the one you think! It doesn't suck and consist of spanish-y crap love triangles. It's about: (surprise,surprise)Football!! It's lovely, really... about a top team called "Harchester United"... Sound familiar, Beckham? Speaking of Beckham, his picture has DISSAPEARED from my blog!! Cesca! HELP! My lovely hot eye candy! -the football freak

Thursday, May 29, 2003 :: 12:03 p.m.
Hacked.

Hi. :) It's
Rockstar Fannie. :) And I've hacked into Carla's account. She's blog dead so I've decided to do it for her. Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha! :) Anyway, nothing much has happened to her. She doesn't really do anything methinks.. except watch t.v., eat, and bicker with her brother (last time I was here). Which is the same with me, except I have two brothers that I fight with. :) hehe. :) Ok, I'm bored now. Carla, come take your site back...

Monday, May 19, 2003 :: 10:04 p.m.
The Sixth

HI GINNY!!!!!!!! I was right! It was my fifth entry... In like, what? Two months? Ha! My BORING, PATHETIC life... *sigh*

Monday, May 19, 2003 :: 09:56 p.m.
what is this? The Fifth? I dunno....

My God, it has been a LONG LONG time since i've blogged... The semi-finals of UEFA have passed and I think I haven't blogged because i've been too depressed. Imagine: REAL MADRID LOST! I just watched the telly and I felt like crying! They're not even at the top of Spanish Primiera Liga! Beaten by Deportivo La Coruna? Hell, I don't know... I don't care. Gods, it's SO dissapointing. Anyway, Ginny, if you EVER finally get here: HI!!!! Isn't Beckham HOT!?!? I guess I don't have much to say... I said it before: I'm not really cut out for this on-line diary thing. I'm sure no one really reads it anyway... HI GEORGINA!!!!!!!! :) -football freak

Monday, May 5, 2003 :: 06:20 p.m.

ITS GORGEOUS!!!!!

Monday, May 5, 2003 :: 05:45 p.m.
The Fourth

MY SITE IS GORGEOUS!!!!!!!!!! Did you see that hunky hottie?! He's so HOTTTTTTTTT!!! And Yummy, and HOT. Gosh, he's hot... It's kinda hard to focus on anything else when someone that HOT is on your screen. Damn... hotness. Okay, im starting to drool... Thanks so much to Cesca for this HOT HOT GORGEOUS SIZZLING SITE. It's absolutely beautiful, really. I had a lot of things to say about the past days but now it's all in a haze. Okay, FOCUS. I had a lot of fun yesterday, went to the mall with my friend from switzerland (hello Georgina!) and my other friend, an aspiring artista/showbiz personality. Needless to say I was the ugly duckling... but I don't turn into a swan. Which sucks because they insisted on taking those pictures to "remember the moment" and I was the blackest, shortest one there. They're both over 5"6 and white. As in mestiza american-ish white. And i'm a goddamn igorot. Anyway, I ended up watching Anger Management with Ginny and my god, Adam Sandler is HILARIOUS. I just kept on laughing, he's so funny! Especially when he sings 'I Feel Pretty' HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Well that was what happened yesterday, today on the other hand was my first day of maths (to "prepare" for the incoming schoolyear) and it was really irritating because i'm so tired! I had football so I had to wake up REALLY EARLY. My football used to start at eight o'clock in the morn but now it's at SEVEN. SEVEN!?!?! Who on EARTH wakes up at earlier then SEVEN during the summer break?! Obviously I do, because I got there at like seven-fifteen (which I think is still relly, really, really EARLY). But it's a good thing I didn't skip it because we had a really good game today. We got seperated from the beginners (hurrah for my legs) but placed with the over-advanced boys (but shit for my expertise). My god they were SO good it was amazing! Our team captain was this guy named Rocky (yeah, as in the boxer) and he just graduated from forth-year so he's REALLY ADVANCED (not fake advanced, like me). It was like he played all positions, he kept on going down to help, and going back up to help. One of those all around, perfect players. Argh, if only... *sigh* Well after a really good football practice I had to go home, shower, eat and go to my maths class at one. Which I did and i'm not sure if it's a good thing but I got the uncharacteristically quiet, unsociable class. I think it's a good thing 'coz you get to concentrate on the math more. We had the predictable "getting to know you" thing and this guy was cocky enough to go up the stage and say that "When people see me they're reminded of DAVID BECKHAM because I play football" YEAH RIGHT. Anyway, we had a killer exercise where you had to use deduction and tables or whatever else you want to solve one problem, and we didn't get it. ARGH. Thirty minutes and it was too confusing for four people. Although the lads were able to get it right, I have NO idea how. NERDS. (HOW HOW HOW!!?!!) the Inter Milan vs AC Milan game is today at 2.30 in the am so you'd better watch! I hope there's a penalty shoot out. I LOVE those. My money's on INTER but my team is AC. 'Coz I adore Schevchenco, he's HOT. Okay, I guess that's it. I'm surprised. I think this entry is actually relatively shorter than the last two. i guess i'm that tired...

Sunday, May 4, 2003 :: 11:10 a.m.
The Third

Okay, It's useless to do this on-line diary thing regularly... how do people EVER find the time!? Anyway, it was a pretty normal two days. Second module football started, not so much fun. There were less people who joined, so we "advanced" had to train with the beginners. It was PAINFUL. My shins, ass and thighs all hurt like hell. it's like they sometimes they don't even care about where the ball is, they just kick wherever. Plus there's this girl with huge Ericka-size boobs and they're like her SECRET WEAPON. It's disgusting. We all stay away from her 'coz it's like being molested when she bumps you with her boobs! And it relly hurts, like a force of bloody nature! I have a HUMONGOUS scrape on my knee, although it's starting to heal up, it's still hurts a lot. I think i'm going to wear shinguards and long socks from now on. I useually wear ankle socks because most advanced players don't miss the ball but now it's safety first. If I don't wear the guards I might end up with scabby legs. They're already black! What more if they turn out scratched and wounded?! I might never let them see the light of day EVER again! My shin-guards are quite painful though, when I wear them with my football boots my heel bone gets red. Ech. On a happier note, celebrations are in order for May 2 is DAVID BECKHAM's BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!! Yes, this means that he is yet another year older than me (I think he's now 25), but so what? Older men like younger women, right? Right? Sad news but I heard on the English Premier League broadcast that Michael Owen (another one of my gorgeous hunky football honeys) is a goddamn DAD!!! Another one of my dreams of wedded bliss with one of the world's top players is dashed. I HATE finding out that the hot ones are married or have children. It's so annoying. They should stamp them on the foreheads with an IM MARRIED or an I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND sign. Later.

Thursday, May 1, 2003 :: 08:28 p.m.
The Second

Okay, so I'm actually making a second entry! And its two days late, but no matter... At least the ugly thing's not empty. I think this entry might be pretty long, since a lot can happen in two days, even in my normally uneventful one. Yesterday was the Pulp Summer Slam Concert, and also the "closing tournament" of the first module of my football. From the start, it was kinda a crappy day. Since my team, "Germany", was the strongest in the dry-run, they took away our star striker, gave him to the crappiest team, and stuck us with the useless beginners. Needless to say, we were REALLY LUCKY to even make it to third place (out of four teams!!!) And the crappiest team in the dry-run, with the help of all the advanced players now moved to their team, won first-fucking-place! (Which I am obviously VERY bitter about) So that was pretty bad, getting knocked down from the top spot into third. Next, I was quite irresponsible to try and squeeze a movie in between my schedule of the tournament in the morning and the concert I was invited to that night. I assumed that one o'clock to five was adequate enough for me to watch X-Men Two, so I went ahead and watched it with my friends from football. I asked my friend Bianca (who was also going to the Summer Slam) to pick me up from the mall at five o'clock, when the movie ended. So we ran kind of late, the movie ended up starting at two o'clock instead of one, but it still ended at five. So I waited for my friend to pick me up, got picked up at five-thirty, which was already SUPER LATE, because my friend Reggie was waiting since about four. I had to ho home and rush-change, got rung up by reggie and screamed at and left my house to go pick up the free tickets. Then in the car, I get a call from my father telling me that Reggie's mum called him up saying that we were very late and that she already sent Reggie off and that I was very inconsiderate and irresponsible and so I got screamed at by him, therefore ruining my saturday afternoon plans of going out with my friends to a theme park. And then we got to Reggie's house to meet her mum, in which I apologized over and over and OVER again, in return recieving a disappointed "Hay Naku, Carla," accompanied by several finger waggings. On the way to the slam I apologized and apologized and APOLOGIZED to Reggie (through text) 'coz she was PRETTY PISSED and when we got to the Slam, we got down at the wrong gate and with my friend being as gorgeous as she is, she had to endure numerous lewd and unattractive comments as we walked ALL AROUND THE STADIUM to get to the entrance gate. And then we finally met up with Reggie (this would be at around nine. Be reminded that we were supposed to meet at five) and got introduced to Sabina (Is that how you spell that?) and proceeded to devour both her chili-dog and Reggie's hot-dog. I was REALLY HUNGRY. And so we enjoyed the concert, sitting down, unable to join the mosh pit of thousands for fear of indecent gropers, and promptly left before the curfew of twelve o'clock only to arrive home to my NAGGING, ANGRY (more like FURIOUS) father. I think I was quite lucky to hear only an hour of his incoherent, one-track minded rantings and I was actually able to make it to bed at two without getting hit (although I did come quite close to it). And that is the end of that HORRIBLE day. The End. *previous text deleted*im sorry for what I said*

Monday, April 28, 2003 :: 10:17 p.m.
The First, Part Two

JESUS!!! I didn't even notice it but who's fucking face is that on the side of the entry?!?! Good god! She's even got a creepy weird smile!!! HELP!!! I NEED a hot guy on my screen!!! I NEED eye-candy!!! Oh, Reggie, PLEASE HELP ME!!! She reminds me of one of thos people who's pictures you get when you buy a picture frame. One of those "happy family" people. HELP!!!! I don't want to be stuck with the creepy girl!!!

Monday, April 28, 2003 :: 09:58 p.m.
The First

Well, I said my last blog was the most pathetic i've seen so far, I was obviously quite, quite wrong. This has got to be the brightest, most crap-pop looking blog ever! HELP!!! Reggie, you MUST help me! Put a Michael Owen on my page too... make me happy!! I guess i'll NEVER be able to figure out that damn HTML thing, its like, ALIEN LANGUAGE or something. I'm alien, but not alien enough, apparently. Anyway, i've never kept a diary before so... are you supposed to like, list down all the cool stuff you did for the day? 'Coz all I did was bum around and watch West Brom vs. Manchester City (i didn't even finish the bloody thing 'coz I fell asleep, but I think West Brom won by 3). On a happier note, my football summer blah had a dry-run tournament and guess who was team captain? Yes! Amazingly, it was yours truly! And the even funnier thing? We won!!! But the stupid coaches said we were too good (yeah, right) so she took away our top striker (you know, just the one who made ALL the goals, nothing special, it's just like snatching Ronaldo away!!!) and moved him to the crap team who made a total of 0 points, while we made 7!!! We were pretending to be "Germany". One of the coaches suggested Philippines, I suggested he was INSANE. God, playing under that name can only mean you'll LOSE. (I once watched a Philippine vs Taiwan, or some other such country, and the score ended up as 13-1. With the Philippines as one. Pathetic). WOW. This is PRETTY long for a first entry, I guess i'm really talkative on paper (not that it's much of a difference in person). I'll stop now.